Football transfer rumours: Alberto Aquilani back to Liverpool?

A kwik kwiz for this brilliant blue morning. Which of the following statements is categorically true? 1. Milan loan star Alberto Aquilani will be back at Liverpool next season. 2. Newcastle United are going to purchase PSV Eindhoven defender Erik Pieters . 3. Dirk Kuyt is off back to Feyenoord. 4. Nigel de Jong de Manchester City will join Internazionale in an £8m deal. 5. Inter will land Tottenham Hotspur starlet Kyle Walker . 6. Tiki-taka is an absurd sham propagated by journalists trying to be a wee bit too clever for their own good if Barcelona's poor man's Etherington-to-Crouch-out-to-Pennant-back-to-Walters tribute act is anything to go by. Greatest team in history, the Mill's blaugrana hole. 7. Besiktas are going to sign Salomon Kalou . ANSWER!!!!!!!!!!! Don't know. Possibly all, maybe some, perchance none . Were you expecting a payoff?