In other news: cheesecake, please!

• There are many reasons Newt would be a terrible president. None of them is new, most of them are the same reasons he's a terrible candidate. Re-read some of the best-written arguments now, before you read them again later: he wants to FUNDAMENTALLY REFORM EVERYTHING . He lacks discipline . His metaphors suck . He is, however, vastly entertaining! • Trump may cancel the GOP debate he's supposed to host. As Dan Foster put it on Twitter, "I think the GOP already cancelled it." • How to get political reporters sexually aroused in four words: Ron Paul brokered convention. • " Thanks to the gays , our children can't openly celebrate the birth of our savior in school. And yet, these gays in the military can openly celebrate their favorite holiday: being away from their family, risking their lives in Afghanistan." • "In any case, next up is … The Antichrist!" Poniewozik's second look at American Horror Story. • I am looking for good cheesecake recipes (if they don't have vanilla in them, AWESOME)! Please leave suggestions in the comments …