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Pop fact Hotly tipped soul singer Jessie Ware used to be a PA for gazillionaire Fifty Shades author EL James when she worked in TV. Movie magic A man who grew up stereoblind, or lacking depth perception, says he has been "cured" after watching the film Hugo in 3D. Bad bargain Huge newspaper ads for £1 Asda milk: not a good look in the week that dairy farmers, Hugh Fearnley-Whittingstall and Jamie Oliver all warned that supermarkets were squeezing suppliers to breaking point. A bit on the side The wandering albatross mates for life, except, er … a study found 18% of chicks born in a three-year period were not fathered by their mother's partner. Olympic delivery Malaysian shooter Nur Suryani Mohamed Taibi will be a record-breaking eight months pregnant when she competes at the 2012 Games. Let's hope the baby hits its target date.