TV turn-ons and turn-offs

Turn-ons Wallander Uncork the gravadlax, mother – Inspector Förehead's back! The Book Show Another expert workout from the Sky Arts brain gym. BYO towel C5's Fairground Attractions Something wicked this way comes: seasoned barkers reveal truth behind buggered dodgems, harrowing leisurewear etc Banged Up Abroad More tales of judicial bloodyawfulness from the Costa Del Dunnit Turn-offs Garrow's Law Alack, sir, thy integrity is in peril, for thou hast surely mistaken thy periwig for thy scripte James May's Man Lab Final reading from the Book of Worzel. This week, inevitably: Germans Discovery's Against the Tide Rhubarbin' lubbers pontificate amid indiff'rent waves an' mellow-harshin' shots o' rheumatism Merlin Featured: putatively buff serfs, snoods at dawn & ZOMG DRAGONZ!!!?! Not featured: a point