What's the story? Noel Gallagher upset at NOT being hacked

As the Leveson inquiry ends its first week of glitz and drama, some celebrities are feeling a little left out. Enter Noel Gallagher , according to the i newspaper. "I was absolutely crestfallen when the phone-hacking scandal broke here in England and my name wasn't mentioned once," bemoans the former Oasis impresario. "I'm not even worthy to have my fucking phone hacked. And Steve Coogan is. It is fucking over." Perhaps Mr Gallagher's fallings-out have been so public that no underhand techniques are required? Just a thought.