The Measure

Going up Crabs and lobsters Blame Gaga: fruits de mer replace swallows and bumblebees as the hot jewellery motifs. Astley Clarke's golden crab is this summer's lucky charm Pale pink Worn by Alexa and all the best-dressed at Chanel's St Tropez Cruise show, we notice. Gorgeous and grown-up after dark with a tan Patriot blue Excellent colour, part two. Reiss's jazzy new term for bright blue. Also known as "engagement blue" by royalists and "cobalt blue" by Céline loyalists Two-tone trousers As seen at M&S, Céline and, er, HMP Strangeways Reiss 'tuxedo' shirt Soft, semi-sheer sleeves and back make this the perfect woman's white shirt – and £95, too Going down Hunter wellies plus Belstaff Are you kidding? Festival chic is pre-Olympic this year. Try Stella McCartney's Adidas cropped wellies and striped cape instead Pleated maxiskirts We've tried. We admit defeat Oversized clutch bags Perfect in pictures, rubbish in real life Pop-up shops Very 2009. It's all about the "secret shop" now. cf Topshop Oxford Circus Round sunglasses The Gaga endorsement is not helping