Our pick of the week: The story, the stat, the quote, the tweet

The story Monaco mayhem Dark days for the world's most glamourous tax haven: first its football team gets relegated, then the casino croupiers go on strike, and this week its royal wedding was reportedly almost delayed after the princess-to-be, former Olympic swimmer Charlene Wittstock, had second thoughts. As if marrying Grace Kelly's son – head of the House of Grimaldi and 20 years her senior – in a two-day public ceremony wasn't pressure enough, headlines about Prince Albert II's "illegitimate" children may have done it. At least they were all able to groove along to the synth-pop sounds of Jean-Michel Jarre's special wedding gig, and continue not paying any tax. The stat 83 graduates… … apply for every vacancy. Figures from the Association of Graduate Recruiters show the average number of applicants for graduate positions has more than doubled since 2009. As this year's batch arrive into a jobs market already as clogged as an autumn drainpipe, it seems competition for jobs has never been greater. The quote David Haye "He's clearly a dickhead. He hasn't got a fucking clue what he's talking about, he's just yabbering on about absolutely nothing." Proof that the pre-bout face-off has lost the eloquence of the Ali days, Britain's boxing bright spark goads his opponent, Wladimir Klitschko. To be fair, Haye was responding to a question about as nuanced as a straight line, posed by HBO's Max Kellerman, who asked blankly: "Why do you hate Wladimir Klitschko?" The tweet @news_va_en The Vatican's official Twitter account was blessed with a guest tweeter this week in none other than the Pope himself. So what wisdom did God's sole representative on earth have to impart to his followers? "Dear Friends, I just launched News.va Praised be our Lord Jesus Christ!" Oh well, the will of God in 140 characters was probably too much to expect.