Shorter cuts: news doesn't get any smaller than this

Big guns It's a bumper week at Leveson , with Gordon Brown, George Osborne, John Major, Nick Clegg, Ed Miliband and David Cameron all taking the stand. Enjoy the propinquity. Chorus-line re-up! Still reeling from the attention to detail behind Funny or Die's The Wire: the musical , featuring spoof numbers with the actual Bubbles, Omar and Kima. And a singing syringe. Slings and arrows French adverts for Eurostar are taking an Olympics-inspired pop at Britain's credentials as a sporting nation. What's wrong with darts anyway? Wet weekend The recent downpours and gale-force winds were down to the European Monsoon , a genuine weather phenomenon often seen in June, apparently. Apple who? Malcolm Gladwell thinks no one will remember Steve Jobs in 50 years' time (unlike the noted philanthropist Bill Gates, who will go down in history). Harsh!