World Cup 2010 memories

Jason Froggett gets the ball rolling (or perhaps that should be flying uncontrollably through the air), as he discovers a secret Adidas dossier Photomontage: Picture Photograph: Picture 'FA suits just couldn't understand why their commemorative World Cup blazer badge didn't sell,' snorts Stuart Goodacre Photomontage: Picture Photograph: Picture 'Gerrard and Lampard finally figure out that when one of them bombs on, the other should hold,' titters Matt Pearson Photomontage: Picture Photograph: Picture Bert Ayers delves into the inner machinations of Diego Maradona's mind Photomontage: Picture Photograph: guardian.co.uk Is it Carlos Tevez? Is it Franck Ribéry? Either way Ben McFadden's entry is scaring us Photomontage: Picture Photograph: Picture 'At times in the tournament Mesut Ozil played like he was from a different planet,' sniggers a slightly mean Adam Harvey Photomontage: Picture Photograph: guardian.co.uk 'At the launch of 'My World Cup: Memories of South Africa 2010', Harry Kewell's publisher wonders if that million-dollar advance might have been better spent elsewhere,' reveals Rob Marriott Photomontage: Picture Photograph: Picture 'Vuvuzelas ... there was no hiding place,' screams Chris Barlow Photomontage: Picture Photograph: Picture Jason Froggett uncovers North Korea's player registration ruse Photomontage: Picture Photograph: Picture And from one man who wants to rule the world to another. This courtesy of Tom Nycz-Losi Photograph: Picture 'Diego Forlán will be remembered for his ridiculous manipulation of the Jabulani ball,' chirps Matt Pearson Photograph: Picture 'Oh-oh-oh-oh, everybody was kung-fu fighting,' sings John Paul Barry Photomontage: picture Photograph: Picture And here's more of the same from Scott W Photomontage: Picture Photograph: Picture Alastair Smith goes for a slightly more surreal take on proceedings Photomontage: Picture Photograph: Picture 'A match that would have even tried the patience of Buddha,' chortles Chris Barlow Photomontage: Picture Photograph: Picture Roy Boujaoude clearly isn't impressed by Andrés Iniesta's play-acting Photomontage: Picture Photograph: Picture 'Paul the Octopus' success in South Africa led to a £6m-a-year windfall,' bleats Brian Corcoran Photomontage: Picture Photograph: Picture Ever wondered what the sum total of Wayne Rooney's efforts in South Africa was? Richard Owen has the answer Photomontage: Picture Photograph: guardian.co.uk