From ostrich racing to Graham Norton in Oslo, this week's winners and losers

Canine artiness of the week Lou Reed and Laurie Anderson are playing a gig only audible to dogs in Sydney next month. And, no, they're not just playing Metal Machine Music. Woof! In other pet news … "Have you got a farting dog, an aggressive hen, a narcoleptic horse, a rabbit with piles, a randy rhino" etc? Then C4's Embarrassing Bodies team are looking for you. Email [email protected] Final election question of the week Now that we know who's running things, can someone tell us how BBC News 24's Laura Kuenssberg managed to stay awake for so long? Sport of the week Ostrich-racing, as seen in fantasy epic Prince Of Persia. When does The Populist get to have a go? Worried About The Boy Twitter review of the week "Verdict, beautifully shot and styled but badly written, it lacks heart and soul." @theboygeorge Nul points alert of the week Only one week til Graham Norton heads to Oslo for the Eurovision Song Contest. Help! Series we'd like to see of the week New David Simon Project To Investigate Happy, Upper-Middle-Class Streets Of Wilmette, IL. (via @theonion) Eclectic session of the week Jamie XX's compilation for French fashion boutique Colette includes Electrelane, Streets, Burial and Joy Orbison. Skill. twitter.com/guideguardian