The Measure

Going up Eric The perfectly shaped new bag shape from Mimi Berry Pirate Nail polish name of the mo goes to Chanel. It's red, BTW Squirrels Early signs suggest they're taking over from the fox as the woodland animal du jour – cf, Topshop mini kids' jumpers Asos candy denim Oh yes, denim things in hues of lavender, coral, dewberry, peach and pistachio. Buy now: dusky rose jeans to spring up your jumpers Pie-offs Tom and Henry Herbert will be baking up a storm on Channel 4 soon , including a head-to-head themed pie contest. We're in. Pies, the new cupcakes, etc Going down Mittens We'll be live-tweeting this year in Etre's Breton gloves. They're designed so your thumb and index finger roam free. Fabs Tangerine tango It might be Pantone's colour of 2012, but to us it just says fake tan and bad ballroom dancing. Soz 'Super' As a prefix. As in "super well", "super excited". Far too enthusiastic for January Exercise outfits Too much pressure. We'll stick to our Heat Tech longjohns and the telly for another week, thanks Iced cubes Ice spears. Large ice pellets. Spherical balls. Basically, anything but a cube