Football at the Olympics: The Gallery

'Let's face it, the men's team have no chance,' reckons Stewart Smith. 'So my vote is going to Ms Powell and her team' Photograph: Photomontage '"The real reasons for Beckham being dropped form Team GB had finally been revealed,' honks John Smith Photograph: Photomontage 'On me 'ead Herakles, son of Zeus,' chuckles Darrell Hayward Photograph: Photomontage 'Well, we wouldn't want the tourists getting confused would we?' Dave Floyd Photograph: Photomontage 'Not sure if Spain's Iñigo Martínez is committing hara kiri because they lost to Japan or because of their Olympic jersey,' chuckles Gavin McCoy Photograph: Photomontage 'Back to basics,' suggests Rachel Eirinberg Photograph: Photomontage