Roy Hodgson: The Gallery

'Roy's obsession with drills is likely to alienate some of his new charges,' crackles John O'Donnell. 'England are screwed' Photograph: Photomontage "The Three Lions are under Roy Hodgson now." Koichiro Yamamura comes up with a new England crest Photograph: Photomontage Roy relegates 'Arry to the dreaded position of wheeler-dealer in Will Glanville's world Photograph: Photomontage Tim Freeman reveals Roy's surprise squad for Euro 2012 Photograph: Photomontage Phil Martin scared himself – and us – with this entry: 'By half-time in his first game as England manager poor Roy had rubbed his own face off' Photograph: Photomontage 'The lavish life of an England manager was all that Roy imagined it to be and more,' says the regal Flash Bomont Photograph: Photomontage "The first line of the song gives away Roy's unorthodox formation for the Euros," honks Al Balmer. "'Three, five, zero, one, two, five. go …'" Photograph: Photomontage 'It's Roy of the Ravers,' gurns Philip Brown Photograph: Photomontage "He's no Tom Cruise, but will he make England's mission possible?" chuckles Rachel Eirinberg Photograph: Photomontage 'Personally I don't think 'Arry is taking it as well as he would have us believe,' chortles Adam Harvey Photograph: Photomontage "Roy's first England press conference was pretty hostile," honks Luke Atme Photograph: Photomontage