Richard Keys and Andy Gray

Alan Housden twists Andy Gray's words and hits him where it hurts Photograph: Photomontage Ronan Flanagan gets the ball rolling. 'Andy Gray's crude half-time analysis was pulled for fear of legal proceedings' Photograph: Photomontage 'Do Keys and Gray peel, boil and mash their potatoes? Do me a favour love,' cackles Kazimierz Kapusniak Photograph: Photomontage Our duo are forced to travel back to the world of 1960s advertising to secure new employment, according to Douglas Fenech Photograph: Photomontage Keys certainly smashes it in Paul Berry's effort. That hairy hand will live long in our nightmares Photograph: Photomontage Lord Leaburn's here: 'Andy thinks that trimming Richard's were-hands curbs his animalistic behaviour' Photograph: Photomontage There's so much wrong with the Toon Army Miami's offering we don't know where to start Photograph: Photomontage Jason Froggett's entry does exactly what it says on the tin Photograph: Photomontage Chupin Maxim is ready to produce the deadly duo's next show Photograph: Photomontage 'Andy and Richard remember the good old days when Karren's misinterpretation of the offside would result in a good smashing,' sniggers Sean Lightheart Photograph: Photomontage 'At least there'll be some birds in bikinis,' sighs Leon Ward Photograph: Photomontage 'Ron welcomes Andy and Dick with open arms,' reveals David Welsh in this touching portrait Photograph: Photomontage Rowan Averill also reckons Keys's second career will be highly lucrative Photograph: Photomontage And Ron pops up again in Rosman Grint's offering. 'Anxious to regain public trust, Sky bosses placed the future of their premier sporting property in experienced hands' Photograph: Photomontage 'Sian of the Dead confirms Ricky's worst fears,' prophesises Barry McEvoy Photograph: Photomontage 'Keys and Gray are quickly snapped up for a Loose Women spin-off, along with some other well-respected figures from the world of football,' titters Adrian Sanger Photograph: Photomontage 'Silvio knew who his favourite TV presenters were,' giggles Tom Nycz Losi Photograph: Photomontage We're fairly sure Breandan Cunningham's suggestion will end in tears Photograph: Photomontage 'Andy and Richard will soon find new work after a makeover,' crackles Matt Pearson Photograph: Photomontage 'I thought people liked dinosaurs,' says an incredulous Lorcan Fox Photograph: Photomontage