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Wiki-warmer We're puzzled by accounts that Julian Assange has a sun lamp in his room at the Ecuadorian embassy. Is he genuinely in danger of vitamin D deficiency or just indulging his inner Australian? Olympic 'do Sightings of Louis Smith hair-alikes suggest that the British gymnast has sparked a trend. "It's the new Harry Styles mop," say the fashion desk. Horrible boss Today's weird fact: US president Lyndon B Johnson used crude behaviour to intimidate people and once deliberately urinated on his secret service man . "That's all right son," he apparently said. "It's my prerogative." Keep it real Bad news for budding Harry Potters: eBay has banned the sale of magic spells, potions, curses and other supernatural goods and services on the site. … with Break the bank Chanel's new glass-crystal handbag: hilariously impractical, especially for closet smokers. It also costs around £10,000.