Worst beer pumpclips - in pictures

The pumpclip for Top Totty as withdrawn from sale at the Strangers' bar of the House of Commons, following a complaint from Labour MP Kate Green. Believe it or not, as deeply uninspiring sexist marketing goes, it's actually better than the previous version featured in this gallery ... Photograph: Stefan Rousseau/PA ... which was not only offensive and unimaginative but also amateurish to boot. Way to go, Slater's Photograph: <a href="http://pumpclipparade.blogspot.com/">Pumpclip Parade</a> Given the fact that 'freshly squeezed' just doesn't work as the name of a beer (even one made with citrus hops) a person of ungenerous mind might suspect this whole sorry enterprise to be an excuse for a bit of cheap sexist nonsense Photograph: <a href="http://pumpclipparade.blogspot.com/">Pumpclip Parade</a> Just one pint of this stuff will make you foreswear beer for ever Photograph: <a href="http://pumpclipparade.blogspot.com/">Pumpclip Parade</a> Ah yes, some hilarious wordplay around the old brewer's droop. You've got to wonder how much Drew Peacock you'd have to sink before it seems perfectly reasonable to bare all in the public bar Photograph: <a href="http://pumpclipparade.blogspot.com/">Pumpclip Parade</a> Two tired spoonerisms for the price of one isn't going to convince anyone this stuff represents any sort of value. Surely Photograph: <a href="http://pumpclipparade.blogspot.com/">Pumpclip Parade</a> "Please enjoy responsibly" Photograph: <a href="http://pumpclipparade.blogspot.com/">Pumpclip Parade</a> Particularly creepy, this one really puts the 'vile' into 'virile' Photograph: <a href="http://pumpclipparade.blogspot.com/">Pumpclip Parade</a> Perhaps the weakest in the crap puns category. Come on Wychwood, sort yourselves out Photograph: <a href="http://pumpclipparade.blogspot.com/">Pumpclip Parade</a> Ah right, so it's a red-bearded leprachaun-like figure drinking beer with no trousers on but get this, he's thrown a pancake all the way over his shoulder and - would you believe it! - it's landed on some woman's head!! And they've called it Ginger Tosser!!! For no real reason!!!! Photograph: <a href="http://pumpclipparade.blogspot.com/">Pumpclip Parade</a> Another beer in the pointless crap pun category, but this time with an added schoolboy error - a shitehawk's a seagull, guys Photograph: <a href="http://pumpclipparade.blogspot.com/">Pumpclip Parade</a> Ahh, the magical innocence of Christmas. Someone break out the Dettol and wire brushes, I don't think I'll ever get properly clean again ... Photograph: <a href="http://pumpclipparade.blogspot.com/">Pumpclip Parade</a>