Is there any chance Desperate Scousewives will be boss?

There's a new The Only Way is Essex in town, reports the Sun. And no, it's not on BBC4. It's E4 's Desperate Scousewives, which gets an A for effort for that title, but will it also be a J for (structured reality) jumps the shark? Handily the Sun has a cut out and keep guide to the new show. Lingo: boss. Catchphrase: Eeeeh shurrup. Beauty treatment: Scouse brow. A table at next year's Baftas awaits.