Is Eric Pickles an illegal alien?

Eric Pickles continues to manfully bear the brunt of Commons jokes about his weight, particularly because his opposite number is the striking Labour MP Caroline Flint leading to the pair being described as "Beauty and the Beast". The Daily Express reports the latest episode: a doctored photo briefly appeared in the gents' toilet in the communities secretary's department showing Pickles reimagined as a Sontaran, an alien enemy in Doctor Who. The joke is probably wearing a bit thin now, eh Eric?