From Barbara Streisand to CSI, this week's winners and losers

Artwork of the week You've got to love the cheeky art for the Barbra Streisand single from Duck Sauce, AKA DJs A-Trak and Armand Van Helden: sticking giant orange beaks on Guilty-era Babs and Barry Gibb. Quack! iPod user of the week Solve the crime? OK, says Sky1's new detective, Thorne. But only after I've finished playing this Louvin Brothers album from 1959. Poet of the week "People say nothing rhymes with orange and that pisses me off." Eminem reveals all to Anderson Cooper on US news show 60 Minutes. Opening titles of the week Banksy has been let loose on The Simpsons titles (Thu, 7.30pm, Sky1): has Murdoch seen the toon slave labour factory? D'oh! Geographic confusion of the week Harmonious Thelonious's new album On Stages: Detroit techno meets Congolese thumb pianos, in a club. From Germany, obviously. Muppet ad of the week They gave us a True Mud spoof, now Grover's taking on a US Old Spice ad. Hey kids, ready to "smell like a monster"? Good NHS news of the week Jo Brand, Joanna Scanlan and co are back on Ward B4 next week for a new series of BBC4's hospital sick-com Getting On. Slow death of the week CSI posted its lowest-ever ratings in the States last week. Coming soon: CSI: Dole Queue! twitter.com/guideguardian guardianguide.tumblr.com