From Smurfing comebacks to skating rappers, 10 to swerve in 2011

The Smurfs A full-on marketing onslaught of endless blue animated 3D characters? Come back Avatar! Dancing On Ice It's cold out. We're broke. So what's on telly? "Comedy" Dave, Henry from Neighbours and Vanilla Ice titting about on skates. Thanks a bunch. Battle: Los Angeles Aliens wreak disaster on LA yet again. Don't they ever learn? The Daily Show Now delivered in the "weekly-only" Global Edition on More4. Disappointed. So disappointed. Gnomeo And Juliet Shakespeare with garden gnomes, corny jokes and Elton John – the worst of British. Straw Dogs Another British (ish) horror defiled. The Wicker Man was sacrilege enough! REM's new album Can any good possibly come of songs called Me, Marlon Brando, Marlon Brando And I, or Alligator Aviator Autopilot Antimatter (featuring Peaches)? Just Go With It Adam Sandler plus Jennifer Aniston could open up a black hole in the romcom universe. Transformers: Dark SIDE Of The Moon The robotic Team America look for more landmarks to trash. Scream 4 Scream 4 them to stop. twitter.com/guideguardian guardianguide.tumblr.com