This week's new films

Dark Horse (15) (Todd Solondz, 2011, US) Selma Blair, Jordan Gelber, Christopher Walken, Mia Farrow, Justin Bartha, Zachary Booth. 86 mins Trust Todd Solondz to give us the flipside of movie man-childhood. There's nothing funny or adorable about 35-year-old Abe (Gelber), who lives with his parents, collects action figures and has no idea of his own uselessness. He meets his match (sort of) in the virtually comatose Blair, and what ensues is a romcom that's neither romantic nor comical, but beneath the misanthropy lurks some kind of compassion. Killer Joe (18) (William Friedkin, 2011, US) Matthew McConaughey, Emile Hirsch, Juno Temple. 102 mins Curdling Texan noir and melodrama in a bizarre, curiously fascinating thriller. The King Of Devil's Island (12A) (Marius Holst, 2010, Nor/Fra/Swe/Pol) Stellan Skarsgård, Benjamin Helstad. 116 mins Prison thriller set on a 1950s Norwegian borstal island. Storage 24 (15) (Johannes Roberts, 2012, UK) Noel Clarke, Colin O'Donoghue. 87 mins Minimal sci-fi thriller set in a London storage unit. Your Sister's Sister (15) (Lynn Shelton, 2012, US) Emily Blunt, Rosemarie DeWitt, Mark Duplass. 90 mins A modern love triangle set-up is brought to life with casually credible acting. The Athlete (PG) (Davey Frankel, Rasselas Lakew, 2009, US/Ger/Eth) 92 mins Biopic of pioneering runner Abebe Bikila. The Fairy (PG) (Dominique Abel, Fiona Gordon, Bruno Romy, 2011, Fra/Bel) Dominique Abel, Fiona Gordon. 94 mins Silent-movie magic breaks out in this clownish comedy. Friends With Kids (15) (Jennifer Westfeldt, 2011, US) Jennifer Westfeldt, Adam Scott. 107 mins Contrived romcom reuniting the Bridesmaids team. Exit Humanity (15) (John Geddes, 2011, Can) Mark Gibson. 109 mins The living dead shuffle through civil war America in a western-horror. Joyful Noise (PG) (Todd Graff, 2012, US) Dolly Parton, Queen Latifah. 118 mins Rival choir-leaders face off in a feelgood film that sings from a familiar hymn sheet. Lovely Molly (15) (Eduardo Sánchez, 2011, US) Gretchen Lodge, Johnny Lewis. 100 mins Household scares, home video and a woman's meltdown mix up in this messy horror. Glastonbury The Movie (In Flashback) (12A) (Robin Mahoney, 1995, UK) 92 mins A doc to fill in the blanks for 90s Glasto-goers, and those who weren't there too. Last Flight To Abuja (12A) (Obi Emelonye, 2012, Nig/UK) Omotola Jalade-Ekeinde. 81 mins Relatively big-budget Nigerian disaster movie. We Are Poets (NC) (Daniel Lucchesi, Alex Ramseyer-Bache, 2012, UK/US) 80 mins Doc following young Leeds poets preparing for a slam. Hobson's Choice (U) (David Lean, 1954, UK) Charles Laughton, John Mills. 108 mins Class-based comedy that's up there with Lean's epics. The Discreet Charm Of The Bourgeoisie (15) (Luis Buñuel, 1972, Fra) Fernando Rey, Delphine Seyrig. 102 mins Surreal sketch show of middle-class anxieties. Out from Friday The Hunter Willem Dafoe on a Tasmanian tiger hunt. The Amazing Spider-Man Andrew Garfield weaves a whole new web. Out Tue Quatermass And The Pit Sixties sci-fi that foresaw Prometheus. Out Tue God Bless America Odd couple killers put right America's wrongs. Strawberry Fields Kent-set sisterhood drama. Ping Pong Competitive sports with the over-80s. 7 Days In Havana Cuban shorts from top directors. You've Been Trumped Scotland v Donald Trump's golf course. Marina Abramovic: The Artist Is Present Documentary on the pioneering artist. The Players French shorts compilation starring Jean Dujardin. The Women On The 6th Floor Spanish maids conquer 1960 Paris in this French comedy. Bol Bachchan Abhishek Bachchan in a Bollywood identity comedy. Total Recall Seminal Schwarzenegger sci-fi. Coming soon In two weeks … Channing Tatum is male stripper Magic Mike … Adrien Brody leads school drama Detachment … In three weeks … Batman's last stand in The Dark Knight Rises … Andrew Kötting and Iain Sinclair's boat trip Swandown … In a month … Dr Seuss eco-tale The Lorax … A lost 1960s legend found in doc Searching For Sugar Man …