Football transfer rumours: Lucas Biglia to Manchester United?

Bah! Humbug! No, that's too strong, cos it is the Rumour Mill's favourite holiday. But all this year's been a busy blur; the Rumour Mill doesn't have the energy. So deck those halls, trim those trees, raise up cups of Christmas cheer. We just need to catch our breath; Christmas rumours by themselves this year. Manchester United, Arsenal and Fiorentina are interested in Anderlecht midfielder Lucas Biglia . Kieran Gibbs is jiggered so Arsenal really are thinking about signing golf's Wayne Bridge on loan. Sunderland will offer Fulham £8m for Bobby Zamora . Martin O'Neill is also chasing Rangers hitman Nikica Jelavic , though he's a target for QPR . Liverpool have provided Chelsea with the world's smallest turkey. Fernando Torres is off to Malaga . Aston Villa are lining up a £1.5m bid for Fulham's Damien Duff . Liverpool are looking at Brighton 17-year-old striker Shamir Goodwin . And finally, we know what boys like. We know what guys want. We know what boys like. Boys like. Boys like us .