Murdoch's 81st birthday gifts...

Rupert Murdoch, born 11 March 1931, celebrated his 81st birthday yesterday after a humbling annus horribilis. The Huffington Post thought it might be a good wheeze for readers to suggest gifts for the News Corporation chief. It kicked off with its own weak example: Pro bono legal hours. Most of the suggestions haven't been too sparkling. Here's a selection: "Humble pie"... "disposable mobile phones"..."a retirement watch"... "a one-way ticket to Australia"... "deportation"... "a dance of the seven veils by Rebekah Brooks"... and the most popular by far "a one-way ticket to jail". Comments here will not, however, be open - for obvious legal reasons. But you might tweet at #rupertgifts Source: HuffPo