Jennifer Aniston should keep her private life just that
No matter how bad things get, there is always the love-life of Jennifer Aniston to provide light relief. Aniston is Hollywood's answer to the Daily Mail's Liz Jones, forever parading her love life to maintain profile and career, forever wondering, baffled, why she Cannot Find Love. Please, both of you, make a proper effort at keeping your romantic lives private. See what happens then. It's nice, Jen, that you are dating Justin Theroux. But tell your friends who keep the media informed about it, presumably with your collusion, that you'd rather they didn't. And Liz, it's nice that you are dating Jim Kerr, or whoever it is. But don't write coyly about "the rock star" in your column. It's too tragically needy for words, this addictive self-exposure.
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