In other news: Mutt Romney
• Dogs Against Romney's Westminster dog show protest garners implicit American Kennel Club approval: "The AKC promotes responsible dog ownership [and] putting dog in a crate for car travel is the first step toward responsible dog ownership … The second step would be to put that crate in the car." [ Boston Globe ] • Gingrich is not going anywhere: "Well, I have a message for them. I'm here." [ The Hill ] • Liberal organization has liberal agenda! [ The Awl ] • Fake Founding Fathers weigh in on Super Pacs. Because of course. [ Think Progress ] • A new US law requires that I include a reference to "Linsanity". [ Buzzfeed ]
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