Blind date

Sarah on Guy First impressions? Very handsome in northern-boy chic. I do love a well-checked shirt. What did you talk about? How vegetarians are wrong and duck with roasted apples is brilliant; accounts and carpets; the joys of a decadent chocolate truffle. As he has only recently moved to Sheffield, I also provided a hefty lecture on good places to eat and drink. He's read A Confederacy Of Dunces, so that was hugely impressive. Any awkward moments? Only my heels crippling the balls of my feet. Good table manners? The epitome of excellent breeding. Best thing about him? He's in a band, so I could legitimately wear an "I'm With The Band" T-shirt. Did you go on somewhere? For drinks. Marks out of 10? 8.25… that's hefty praise. Johnny Depp, David Bowie, Flight Of The Conchords, all of whom are the Gods of All Men, all score a 9. Would you meet again? Probably not. We lacked the magic sparkiness, but he's a hottie, so he won't be on the shelf for too long. Guy on Sarah First impressions? Very attractive and confident. What did you talk about? Charles Bukowski, India, jobs, cool places to drink in Sheffield, families, the Yorkshire vocabulary. Any awkward moments? No, we talked pretty much nonstop. Good table manners? Impeccable. Best thing about her? She is very articulate and easy to get on with. Did you go on somewhere? To a little bar round the corner. Marks out of 10? 8. The food was excellent, it was a really nice place and I was very relieved that it turned out out to be such a pleasurable experience. Would you meet again? Yeah, I'd be up for hanging out again. • Sarah and Guy ate at Piccolino , Sheffield. Fancy a blind date? Email: [email protected]