The Comment is free joke competition

What do you call a Frenchman wearing sandals? An Italian with a rubber toe? A Spanish guy who's lost his car? In order: Philippe Flop, Roberto and Carlos. These are some of Comment is free's best one-liners, and we'd hasten to add, jokes that clearly surpass the winner of this year's best joke at the Edinburgh fringe festival , which came from Canadian comedian Stewart Francis and runs as follows: "You know who really gives kids a bad name? Posh and Becks." With other jokes in the top 10 including "I was raised as an only child, which really annoyed my sister" and "I saw a documentary on how ships are kept together. Riveting!", we think it's only fair Comment is free readers get their space to give us a cracking one-liner to rival this year's winner. So give us your favourite one-liners below the line and we'll pick the best. And what's that? You want one more from the Comment is free top drawer. OK then, what about this: Craig David gets a job with the British archery team, what is he? Their bo selecta, of course! We'll get our coat …