TV turn-ons and turn-offs

Turn-ons The Royal Institution Christmas Lectures Expanding foreheads since 1825 Giles and Sue Live The Good Life Hark! 'Tis a most agreeable ode to festive self-sufficiency with BBC2's nostalgists-in-residence Arena: Rolf Harris Paints His Dream Sterling celebration of the life (heh-heh) and work (diddle-iddle-iddle-um) of old wobble-beard (*blows didgeridoo*) C4's Father Ted night Up with this sort of thing Turn-offs Kirsty and Phil's Embarrassing Bits Another chance to watch Phil Spencer scuffing his brogue on reclaimed French limestone tiling? OH GOOD Three Men Go To Scotland Orchestrated oafery/regional ingratiation fails to mask stench of Lynx Hubris Top Gear: Middle East Special More reckless endangerment & spurious italicisation from Mary, Mungo and Midge Jools's Annual Hootenanny Incarcerated wassailers experience fun overload as 11.59pm "boogie-woogie" klaxon signals imminent arrival . . . OF DEATH