TV turn-ons and turn-offs

Turn-ons BBC4's The Rattigan Enigma Corking profile applies tin opener to playwright's skull; proceeds to knead contents like dough Camelot More indiscriminate frottage & discount gourd work from S Club Game of Thrones Juniors Town with Nicholas Crane Deafening perambulator buffs binoculars; scatters observations over engrossing nationwide field trip The Code Or: Fanfare for the Common Denominator Turn-offs Torchwood BBC torches budget; stuffs embers into belted utility slacks; calls it "John Barrowman" Holiday Hijack Gap-year blowhards descend on Costa Del Whatever for, like, all inclusive foreign deprivation/executive humility experience, yeah? BBC2's Wonderstuff Indelible blot on channel's consumer affairs escutcheon Sugartown Auntie squats; grimaces; releases "northern comedy drama" from enflamed ovipositor