TV turn-ons and turn-offs

Monty Don returns to Gardeners' World Go quickly and tell His disciples: "He has risen from the dead, and behold, He goeth before you into Berryfields." (Matthew 28:7) Niall Ferguson on Civilization: Is The West History? Superior enunciation & executive nostril work from nonpareil polemicist The Story of Variety Auntie disinters bow tie; dusts washboard; sets anecdotes to stun Brian Cox on Wonders of The Universe Inestimably buff boffin (buffin?) can "accelerate" our "protons" anytime etc A Farmer's Life for Me Deadening "Masterchaff" jape sinks beneath fields of ordure/apathy Law & Order: UK The dream: urbane transatlantic procedural. The reality: Bradley Walsh eating Scotch eggs in Hackney Royal Navy Caribbean Patrol Moribund format becomes entangled in local crab net. Cho' man! Debate ensues: Thousand Island or Schwartz Dill & Lemon Seasoning? Caroline Quentin: a Passage Through India What fresh hell is this?