TV turn-ons and turn-offs

Turn-ons An Island Parish Another twice-baked slice of sugared whimsy. More darjeeling, monsignor? The Great Outdoors Proof that comedies need not induce a LOLocaust in order to ding collective giggle bell Come Dine With Me More snobbery à l'orange et hubris en croûte Human Planet Big up to MC Hurt an' diz well solid "civilisation" boom ting Turn-offs Rome Wasn't Built In a Day C4 cubes fractious endomorphs; adds trowels; sets format dial to "ZZZ". Et tu, Barry? Take Me Out Still stinking out the schedules like a scotch egg in a hot minicab Come Fly With Me O Death, where is thy sting? More4's Brothers & Sisters Dawson's Crack