TV turn-ons and turn-offs

TV turn-ons The return of 30 Rock O frabjous day! Callooh! Callay! Mad Dogs More UV intrigue & ensemble chino work from la Casa del Blimey The Elephant: Life After Death 21-trunk salute to savannah's fallen captures corporeal majesty of ex-pachyderms. Result: They Died With Their Tusks On The Beauty of Books Forensic dissection of antediluvian tomes transcribed in 72 point MASSIVE REVERENCE font. Ye fascinating TV turn-offs C4's The Secret Supper Club Cooking DOESN'T get GUFFER than this Outcasts Discount CGI & pestilent "script" inflict untold agonies on series' nine remaining viewers More4's TV Book Club Indifferent famouses discuss literary beachwear amid torpid cushions, cataleptic biscuits, etczzz American Idol Songs in the key of strife