TV turn-ons and turn-offs

Turn-ons Life in a Cottage Garden with Carol Klein Guffawing Lancastrian tugs bulbs of wisdom from cuddle-rich format Marchlands Unexpected spurt of neural activity from ITV1's hitherto dormant "higher drama" lobe The Secret Life of Waves Boffins probe clandestine activity of titular undulations. Embogglement ensues An Island Parish Further hot scone action from sentient People's Friend annual Turn-offs Gossip Girl Exposing "universal truths" behind plasticised NYC elite since 2007 or whatever. Like, *facepalm* Waterloo Road Continued existence in flagrant contravention of Ofsted guidelines Secret Diary of a Call Girl Returning comedy-drama squeezes feminism into "sexy" time machine; fires it into crowd of screaming Picts. Mmm, *empowering* Lark Rise To Candleford More rhubarbing yokelism/heritage monotony from ambulant biscuit tin