TV turn-ons and turn-offs

Louie Spence's Showbusiness More gusset manipulation and ostentatious lisping from 40-denier "variety" fantasia My Life In Books Teatime literary bee extracts autobi(ibli)ographic gems from hitherto wearisome famouses Dispatches Ongoing journalistic brilliance from C4's designated "thought slot" Jamie's Dream School S Callow, D Starkey, R Winston et al reduced to purpling speechlessness by bellowing hobbledehoys. Hilarity ensues Love Thy Neighbour Bigotry-fanning rural wheeze strives for Straw Dogs; gets Camberwick Greige Heston's Mission Impossible Hexagon-skulled shill for profligacy castigates The Man plc for lack of liquid nitrogen/powdered mealworm in 17p convenience snacks? THAT'S HELPFUL BBC3's Working Girls Another cheap holiday in other people's penury Mrs Brown's Boys Sure and it's an ill wind that blows this "sitcom" o'er from RTE, so it is