TV turn-ons and turn-offs

Turn-ons The Tudors Verily, my liege, with thy peephole codpiece and thy heritage flummery thou dost bring the lulz Ice Road Truckers More sub-Arctic existentialism from achy-breaky endomorphs Sky Arts The Little Station That Could. And does Michel Roux Jr Benign grub-handler winkles excellence from hitherto torpid hobbledehoys. L'admirable, non? Turn-offs Comedy Rocks . . . itself to sleep in orthopaedic recliner Embarrassing Bodies International edition brings "continental" vibe to bunghole buffet. This week: greetings from the Costa del Anusol C4's The Joy of Teen Sex Another concept goes off in the trousers of editorial misjudgment Take Me Out When even thy title pleads for death, what hope remaineth for Gaz from Hartlepool? (Proverbs 23:4)