TV turn-ons and turn-offs

Turn-ons TOTP2 Christmas Special Annual inventory at House of Jingle uncovers brilliance amid hitherto mocked J. Mathis/D. Essex files The Worst Christmas of My Life All festive sitcom repeats are equal but some festive sitcom repeats are more equal than others Upstairs Downstairs Cravats oscillate in outrage as vintage yah/yahoo update emerges as better than original , what what? World's Strongest Man 2010 More burst leotards and executive groin strain from manacled Samsons Turn-offs Celebrity Juice Kettling swedes since 2008 BBC1's Accidental Farmer Rural rom-"com" creates irrevocable blockage in festive U-bend. Auntie? The plunger Whistle and I'll Come to You Egregious "re-imagining" of supernatural classic fashions plot into whistle; proceeds to blow raspberry at logic, sense, reason, decency, viewers, God etc Christmas with Gordon Oh **** off, you ****, and shove your **** and **** up your ***-**** while you're ******* at it