TV turn-ons and turn-offs

Turn-ons Madagascar Sir David Attenbrilliance brings full weight of omniscient vowels to bear on sumptuous tale of primeval oddery Rome Wasn't Built in A Day Taciturn builders forge bromances among period-specific profanities, tabards, rubble etc. Result: Auf Weidersehen, Petronius A History of Ancient Britain Neil Oliver packs off-road chinos & all-weather scowl for belting genealogical travelogue The Hairy Bikers: Mums Know Best More buttered crusts and deafening BONHOMIE from Tweedlebeard & TWEEDLEBEARDER Turn-offs Eggheads Further cable-knit posers and palliative teatime chuckles from Pugh, Pugh, Barney McGrew, Cuthbert, Dibble & Vine The Biggest Loser Fatsploitation wheeze opens almighty "can" of "whoop-ass" on beleaguered blubbernauts. Benefits: none Midsomer Murders DCI Bergerac dismantles truncheon; inters blouson; ascends to offshore tax haven in sky. RIP, mate Taggart Staggerin' aboot the streets o' narrative glaikitness since 1983