TV turn-ons and turn-offs

Turn-ons The Story of Film: An Odyssey M Cousins bungs preconceptions in mortar; applies pestle to notion that polemic need be pompous/pie-charty Frozen Planet Attenborough brings Attenbrilliance to Auntie's latest "Phew! Nature!" wow-fayre Dr Gabrielle Walker on The Secret Life of Ice Boffin phew-goshes through twinkly pop-science belter. Attendant hockeysticks: jolly Four in a Bed Crotchety codgers board HMS Snark for five-star all-inclusive pedantry challenge Turn-offs C5's Animal Rescue Squad Wincing Dolittles dispense doomsday diagnoses amid menagerie of equine cankers, porcine buboes etc Young Apprentice Because dead-eyed hubris is, like, less enervating when it's wearing slightly smaller tasselled loafers, yeah? James May's Man Lab Dilapidated jowls & carefully italicised self-deprecation fail to conceal elephantine ego beneath sub-Clarksonian carapace Kirstie's Handmade Britain Kirstie Allsopp's homage to Kirstie Allsopp continues unchecked. This week: Kirstie Allsopp