TV turn-ons and turn-offs

Turn-ons Public Enemy: Prophets of Rage Bittersweet billet-doux to the days before The Man moved in and painted hip-hop magnolia Simon McBurney in Rev Discomfiting urbanity + superlative cassock work = consistent ecclesiasticalolz Gardeners' World Christmas Special Big up to MC Monty Don for dis "festive soil" ting Rafe Spall in Pete Versus Life Incessant whimpering/befuddling jowl arrangement causes irreparable damage to The Mast's "explicable crush" node Turn-offs EastEnders' "mystery stalker" plot Endless shots of Phil Mitchell squinting through blinds leads to critical doof-doof deficit Ricky Tomlinson: Sitcom Does Christmas Turduckens deflate and baubles shrivel as globular scouser ho-ho-hos through Precambrian clip joint Perez Hilton Superfan ITV2 snaps on proctologist's glove; screams "OMG!!!"; assists tapeworm's passage through fame's lower intestine It's All About Amy No it ain't, babes. No it ain't