TV turn-ons and turn-offs

Turn-ons Wallander Further flatpack fricatives & birch-veneer existentialism from Inspector Mörse The Culture Show Another snifter of brilliance from BBC4's mahogany arts cabinet Apples: British to the Core Auntie peels biography; adds diced anecdote; sprinkles with spiced boffin. Et voilà: nostalgia crumble Camelot Roaring asininity x wanton buttockry + rudimentary outerwear = Hollycloaks Turn-offs Popstar to Operastar Götterdämmerdung The Royal Medicinal schedule clogger proves stubbornly resistant to repeated flushings Live from The Clinic More reckless exhibitionism & perineal longueurs from CleftRoulette ™ My Family returns for final series O death, where is thy sting?